Why be the girl of his dreams when you can be the girl of his nightmares? Our Exquisite Nightmare kitchen towels pair feminine rage with a delicate floral aesthetic. It makes a great gift for the feminist in your life who is just a little bit terrifying.

This towel's snarky sentiment reads: 
Don't be a replacement for his mother. Be a replacement for the thing under his bed that he was afraid of as a child - mysterious, elusive, and probably from a hell dimension.

About our dish towels:

• Absorbent high quality 100% cotton
• 130 thread count
• Hemmed on all sides
• Machine washable
• Hand printed with water-based inks
• Measures 19" x 28"

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.